Everything and a whole lot of nothing

dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

It’s my mom’s birthday today. I hope she likes my card. I don’t really keep track so I just had to guess on her age…

Okay, so one time…I was maybe 6, my brother 3 or so. We were with my Aunt getting a birthday cake for my mom…but she was still pretty new to the family at this point so she didn’t know my mom’s age offhand and naturally, neither did me or my brother…so what did what any normal children do? We purchased candles shaped like question marks.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

It’s my mom’s birthday today. I hope she likes my card. I don’t really keep track so I just had to guess on her age…

Okay, so one time…I was maybe 6, my brother 3 or so. We were with my Aunt getting a birthday cake for my mom…but she was still pretty new to the family at this point so she didn’t know my mom’s age offhand and naturally, neither did me or my brother…so what did what any normal children do? We purchased candles shaped like question marks.

teenifies:

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

 

flamingflamingoes:

I.AM.GROOT

flamingflamingoes:

I.AM.GROOT

andyfuck:

FUCK LOGIC!